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  • The Monster Squad
  • Mulholland Drive
  • The Descent
  • The Greasy Strangler

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  • Knock at the Cabin

    ★★★★

  • The Devil's Rain

    ★★½

  • Witchboard

    ★★★

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    ★★★★

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  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin

    ★★★★

    Really liked this as a simple “wouldn’t this be a crazy situation? What would you do?” type of movie. Probably less enjoyable if you’re looking for deeper themes or waiting for a Shyamalan plot twist. I love Paul Tremblay’s writing (though I didn’t read this one), but I also liked Old, so you know, my opinions are questionable.

  • The Devil's Rain

    The Devil's Rain

    ★★½

    Yeah ok. The melting guys were cool at least.

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  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Great satire. Realistic without any obvious “the comet is X and this character is Y” bluntness. That also means it avoids taking a hard stance in identifying anyone who’s responsible for the mess of the real modern world, or any possible solutions, but I suppose the mean-spirited “everything and everyone sucks, and there is nothing we can do about it” is its own stance, so it’s not totally spineless. Really enjoyed cringing at this movie.

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★★★★

    As as Serious Horror Guy I could point out that this doesn’t follow the spirit of the original, and tacks on muddy social commentary that goes nowhere.

    As a person who actually enjoys horror movies, this was a fun bit of gory dumbness with a guy who kinda resembles Leatherface.