fuck someone needs to take this away from me
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Forgive Me Lord, For I Have Sinned. Regrettably, I Howled Of Laughter When Andrew Garfield Had To Drag Vince Vaughn Around On The Battlefield On The Back Of A Bit Of Cloth Because His Legs No Longer Worked But Vince Was Still Sitting Up And Shooting The Shit Out Of People While Andrew Yanked Him Wildly Through The Mud I'm So Sorry Lord I Know War Is Bad And Mel Gibson Is The Devil But It Was So Funny
look i know everyone who follows me probably knows i don't love marvel movies - i often find them to be hollow notches on this franchise's infinite conveyor belt to exhausting, enduring domination - but i can admit that i usually have a good time watching them and, sometimes, even like them. i like captain america, thor (CATCH THIS RAGNAROK HYPE TRAIN) - heck, i really liked the first guardians of the galaxy ... until i rewatched it and that…