my dad only gave this four stars & when i asked him what caused that whole star subtraction he stared mistily into space for a minute before he said thoughtfully, "the boats ... the boats were too clean. not enough shitboxes" and ya know i can't fault him on that! your move chris

what the fuck andy

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

to all of y'all up in arms about the yellow dress in this movie: ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE BEAST'S JORTS???????????? JORTS. JORTS I TELL YOU! AND IN DISNEY'S FIRST """"GAY MOVIE"""" I DON'T THINK SO