Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice ★½

that 0.5 second moment where lois lane locked eyes with wonder woman made my heart jump in my chest & that was about all the exhilaration I felt for the entire TWO AND A HALF HOURS though I was quite partial to the end scene where wonder woman had a list of receipts on mankind & bruce wayne, apparently now a notable MRA, said "men aren't all bad." I thought he was going to rip off his ben affleck mask & bam! turns out batman was zack snyder all along!

one day I might properly tackle every thought I have about this movie coherently but until then I'm sending a punching telescope to eisenberg's "version" of lex luthor and then one to myself so I can ping everything except wonder woman & lois (& clark) outta my hippocampus forever

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