This is like a narcissistic and self-congratulatory Superhero Movie (2008). This is like a $110 million feature-length NewGrounds flash animation. This is a lazily-written superhero movie made for and by people…
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Legally Blonde 2001
friend: so what do you wanna watc-
me, remote in hand: 👀
friend: wait...
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Avengers: Age of Ultron 2015
directed by joss whedon AND centered around hawkeye... damn ma pick a struggle
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Ratatouille 2007
this film is frankly brimming with homosexuals. if I don’t love it 👏 I don’t swallow 👏
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The Avengers 2012
great movie. top 3 marvel. also, remember when phil coulson was like.. a significant marvel death? yeah... we had no idea. but tbf, his death is soo violent yet simple.…
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Captain America: The Winter Soldier 2014
steve when he puts a cap and some sunglasses on: Hello fellow friend of ambiguous nationality. My name is Roger Stevenson and I have never been in the army. I…
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Captain America: The Winter Soldier 2014
i'm with you til the end of the line... forever... in sickness and in health... til death do us part.......................... pal
Lists
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Lucy 20 films
91st academy award best picture nominees: ranked

Lucy 8 films
Big-Screen Musicals Starring Hugh Jackman in Which Our Young Hero Gets Caught Stealing a Loaf of Bread and Ends Up Raising Kids Whose Mother Is Played By An Actress Who Starred in Brokeback Mountain

Paul Clark 2 films
Gosh Dern It

Tess 28 films
nicole kidman and her friends killing abusive men

♡ abigay 2 films
THIS IS A GAYS ONLY EVENT! GO HOME!

deah 53 films
Harrison Ford films ranked by how much he wants you to get off his plane

Tails 8 films
movies where a cool young guy is forced to embarrassingly ride a little girl's pink bike

caleb 🥪 11 films
movies that made me gay

meabh 15 films
films dealing with capitalist exploitation of productive & reproductive labour through highly sexualised or gendered violence centring around eggs

aleph beth null 2 films