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  • The Blue Lagoon

    The Blue Lagoon


    I leave Tubi running when I go to bed so I was in an out of sleep during this one. Like I know there was a body double but what the fuck is this movie? Aside from being beautifully shot The Blue Lagoon is an unnecessary experience that might get you on an FBI watch list, save your self.

  • My Tutor

    My Tutor


    If you are in the mood for some weird softcore porn then My Tutor is for you. Thanks to Tubi's auto play algorithm I will never get this hour and 37 minutes back. Caren Kaye is kinda fine in this tho.

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  • Class of 1984

    Class of 1984


    Class of 1984 is an entertaining ride but not without it's extremely corny and over the top moments. I would 100% watch a modern, more brutal remake of this.