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Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai 1999
“so, there’s going to be this dude, khalil gamble. he’s going to be born in the year 1998, months before this movie actually comes out. he’s going to love 90s hip-hop, gangsta movies, and samurai movies. we’re going to make this movie just for him and only him.”
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Poetic Justice 1993
there was a lot of potential for a good movie here, but the main issue is a lot of the big emotional beats in the film feel false. i didn’t get what made them fall in love at all. the characters did nothing to show that they had changed from when the movie first began. no choices were made at all. they just went from place to place and things happened to them. and out of nowhere they’re in love?…
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
YOU DON’T NEED A FUCKING COMIC BOOK! YOU DON’T NEED A FUCKING VIDEO GAME! YOU DON’T NEED A FUCKING TV SHOW! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAKE A BOMB ASS MOVIE!
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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
guys, i’ve changed my mind. ya see we need to continue to pour billions of dollars into the military industrial complex instead of spending it on affordable housing or improving the healthcare system because like airplanes are like really fucking cool.