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  • The Christmas Chronicles

    The Christmas Chronicles

    ★★★

    Maybe I DO wanna fuck Santa Claus, and what about it...?

  • Around the World in 80 Days

    Around the World in 80 Days

    ★★★

    name me a better polyamorous triangle than Jackie Chan’s strong arms, Cécile de France’s toothgap and Steve Coogan’s curls.....I’ll be waiting

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  • Paddington

    Paddington

    ★★★★★

    How in the name of fuck is Mr. Curry’s unemployed arse able to live in a house that vast in bleedin’ Primrose Hill (Windsor Gardens)??????

  • John Wick

    John Wick

    ★★★★½

    When Helen👩🏻👅😻 died 💀😵😖, I lost everything😭. Until that dog🐶 arrived on my doorstep🏠... A final gift🎁 from my wife👰🏻... In that moment, I received some semblance of hope👼🏻... an opportunity to grieve 😥unalone... And your son👶🏻... took that from me. Stole🕵🏻 that from me... *Killed 🔫🔪that from me*! People keep asking❓❓ if I'm back🔙 and I haven't really had an answer❗️❗️. But now, yeah🆗, I'm thinkin' I'm back🔙. So you can either hand 🙌🏻over your son 👶🏻or you can die 😵💀  🗣SCREAMING 🗣alongside him!