Maybe I DO wanna fuck Santa Claus, and what about it...?

name me a better polyamorous triangle than Jackie Chan’s strong arms, Cécile de France’s toothgap and Steve Coogan’s curls.....I’ll be waiting

How in the name of fuck is Mr. Curry’s unemployed arse able to live in a house that vast in bleedin’ Primrose Hill (Windsor Gardens)??????

When Helen👩🏻👅😻 died 💀😵😖, I lost everything😭. Until that dog🐶 arrived on my doorstep🏠... A final gift🎁 from my wife👰🏻... In that moment, I received some semblance of hope👼🏻... an opportunity to grieve 😥unalone... And your son👶🏻... took that from me. Stole🕵🏻 that from me... *Killed 🔫🔪that from me*! People keep asking❓❓ if I'm back🔙 and I haven't really had an answer❗️❗️. But now, yeah🆗, I'm thinkin' I'm back🔙. So you can either hand 🙌🏻over your son 👶🏻or you can die 😵💀  🗣SCREAMING 🗣alongside him!