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Night Watch 2004
It's like The Matrix mixed with The Stand with vampires and a time traveling narrative thrown in for good fun.
This could've been a 4 hour long epic and I would've been able to die a happy fellow. The film moves at a literal break neck pace with so much kinetic energy and whacked out Russian special effects that it's definitely the most fun I've had watching a horror in a long time even if I didn't exactly know what the fuck was happening half of the time.
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Spring Breakers 2012
A beach party in the vein of Enter the Void. A mansion that glows pink like the neon letters in Drive. An hour and thirty minute party montage that oozes neon liquid and blares broken sound. A transcendent audiovisual trip into the depths of the American youth.
Its Spring Break.
Bitch.
Compulsive trash humper and arthouse demigod Harmony Korine has somehow created one of the most visually and viscerally intense films of this generation. Uh huh. The film about Disney…
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Pacific Rim 2013
We're canceling the apocalypse!
Damn. DAMN
Its official. Guillermo Del Toro has briefly restored my faith in the blockbuster.
Bold claim? Well, you will just have to see the film for yourself. I'll have to admit that when the trailers landed for Pacific Rim I was one of the guys who let out a little chuckle and rolled my eyes. But after reading some info, watching some interviews with Guillermo Del Toro, I feel like I had this breakthrough. An…
