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  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me has always felt to me like the cherry topping the Twin Peaks sundae.

    The TV show opens with the cold discovery of the homecoming queen's brutally murdered body being discovered, but soon moves on to being both a parody and an upstaging of popular primetime soap operas of the time -- Lynch and Frost's outsider take on Falconcrest. It was always described to me as surreal and disturbing, when I finally watched the series…

  • The Skydivers

    The Skydivers

    I still have no idea what the plot of this movie is or who any character is, it's just an hour of dread set to upbeat music.

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  • The Pumaman

    The Pumaman


    You know I'm pretty sure they used the theme from Perfect Strangers for some o the action music. Balki as the puma man would be a movie I would like to see, unfortunately what we got was a huge steaming turd of a movie instead.

  • Extraterrestrial Visitors

    Extraterrestrial Visitors

    I'm still not quite sure what happened in this movie, it seems like a bunch fo stuff happened then it turned in to a ripoff of ET and then it just suddenly ended. I don't know a single person's name nor do I like a single character in this movie aside from the guy wearing the "I'M A VIRGIN" shirt. Then there's the intro which is just from another movie entirely and doesn't have anything to do with this one.