• The Great Hack

    The Great Hack

    ★½

    how little can a documentary be conscious of it's own subject matter?

    Film that!!

    everyone is a moral concubine here and acts appalled over something that's been going on for ages
    and then they hit you with the Big Q:
    Can You be manipulated ?

    Noway notme!! :~Ooo

    classic propaganda picture with all the emotional cues, sanctimonious heroes and fear mongering usually present!

    a fairly educated person could probably see this film as the scam it's trying to reveal because…

  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built

    ★★½

    skillfully made and exciting at first since i'm once again obsessed with serial killers these days help??
    also imagine a bunch of psychopathic ass serial killers watching this on a prison movie night and afterwards seriously discussing the depiction of lars von trier..
    like the massive glimpses of the self-obsessed/deprecating humour but his intellectualized misanthropy is so tiring, old and repetitive that all the remains of charm and purpose are drained.
    footage of hell five stars, especially the part in the sewage caves(?) filled with dirtwater,
    whatever hell is made of I'm sure it's exactly that!!

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★★

    PC, baby.
    Power Caller.

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    huge sexual tension between me and this film

    it's exquisite yes.. what i learned from it is that you should periodically poison your self-absorbed partner so he can love you forever<3

  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    lol BOOscar,
    super boring and predictable..
    wished she fell in love with an egg and boiled herself with it

  • Taekwondo

    Taekwondo

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i'm the horny maid with two children who fucks the emotionally unavailable jock and smiles with sweet hope when he jokes "i can be a good dad if you give me a chance.." :..(

    sweet film, especially the gay parts,
    straight parts were slightly annoying, too much talk about cheating on girls and not being gay

  • The Company of Strangers

    The Company of Strangers

    ★★★★★

    filled my heart with fierce love for life and a wishneed to live through it with love... so i ask you: what more can a film give???? you could probably answer this but don't.
    Ó:nen ki' wáhi folks

  • Next to Me

    Next to Me

    ★★

    deformirani klon breakfast cluba..
    na kraju pada snijeg pa svi pilje u njega kako bi brže kamali of ejdž

  • Ms .45

    Ms .45

    this is my chick flick!!!!
    a film sympathetically revealing a fearful state of mind and the undeniable truths about the sexist, violent world women endure and live by.
    until they snap, as Thana did.
    tho she is certainly not insane, as the synopsis states,
    she is traumatized and finds a radical way to cope and fight back.

    ultimately, every death was a glorious celebration of life!!

    the halloween slow motion scene was a killer, but the scene that really struck…

  • Blow-Up

    Blow-Up

    ★★★½

    pretty good, like any antonioni.
    bless his wretched, intellectual soul...

    if i were the mime playing tennis i'd make sure everyone knew that by constantly repeating "im the mime playing tennis from blow-up", with great enthusiasm

  • Oh Willy...

    Oh Willy...

    ★★★★★

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwDrFMIyIUo

    it's sooooooooooo ho ho beautiful...
    THE LIGHT????!?? i can't even imagine the process of making this!!!!!!1

  • Choose Me

    Choose Me

    ★★

    i want this random guy to choose me so i chose this film and it was a weird choice

    not sure what to think
    its tagged as melodrama/comedy on one site
    arthouse/romance on another
    ??

    its overwhelmingly boring... makes romantic love and choice seem disturbingly vein, which it often is?? but it all looks and sounds so artificial and cheap that i couldn't contain the rolling of my inner eyes

    the ending kinda salvages everything, it's surprising and funny
    like the movie was playing a prank on you..
    i've been punk'd!!?! :/