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  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things
  • Memories of Murder
  • The Lighthouse
  • The Green Mile

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  • Marmaduke

  • Pinocchio: A True Story

    ½

  • United 93

    ★★★★

  • Blade Runner

    ★★★

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  • Marmaduke

    Marmaduke

    Why did this get remade? The original wasn’t even good either.

    Also why the heck is J. K. Simmons in this piece of garbage?

    The only reason I’m not giving this a 1/10 is because there are a lot of so bad it’s funny moments.

  • Pinocchio: A True Story

    Pinocchio: A True Story

    I would give this a 2/10 if this movie was filled with more lines like the “father, when can I leave to be on my own,” but besides that line delivery, the rest is completely boring and uninspired.

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★½

    The best way I can describe this movie is conflicting.

    This movie wants to be both an arthouse film and a marvel movie, which are like ice cream and pickles to each other.

    One scene will contain discussion of humanity and life, while also containing marvel humor.

    Another scene will contain visually pleasing cinematography, while also containing obnoxious editing and big CGI battles.

    I like the ambition, but the execution is just wrong.

    This movie can’t stay at a consistent…

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★½

    I'll be making another review tomorrow containing spoilers, so this'll be my spoiler free review.

    After watching both The Witch and The Lighthouse and loving them both, I was really looking forward to this one and I've gotta say, after thinking about it, this might be the weakest one of the three.

    That being said though, this film was still epic. It was like watching The Revenant again. A non-sugarcoated, grand scale, journey, only this time, it was directed by…