Favorite films

  • Black Swan
  • The Prince of Egypt
  • Whiplash
  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

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Recent reviews

  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    I have a bone to pick with you.

    You think you’re so clever.

    You think you can show me a lot of bright lights and brilliant filmmaking, while at the same time give me a boner.

    Listen buddy…

    You have to do more than show me a kid getting horny to keep me invested, cause if I just want to look at porn, I would’ve gone onto the internet. That’s so much more civil and less time consuming than…

  • Daredevil


    Catwoman, but with a slightly better soundtrack.

Popular reviews

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

    "The Greatest Superhero Crime Drama Movie Of All Time."

    It kind of baffles me that I haven't done a review up until this point talking about my favorite movie of all time...

    is what I would've said an hour ago, but now that I think about it, I don't think I need to say anything because everything that I would say in a review has been stated thousands, if not, millions of times already.

    My words would be like a…

  • The Shawshank Redemption

    The Shawshank Redemption

    To this day, I still don't know what those two Italian ladies were singing about and to be honest, I don't want to know, because some things are better imaged, like the ending of this movie and the future of these characters that I care about deeply.

    Grade: A+

    I've been trying to keep up with content recently on this site, so I'll just put up some films that I'm going to watch in the next few weeks, so comment which one you're most excited for me to watch, I guess:

    Baby Driver
    Spirited Away
    The Social Network