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  • The Art of Racing in the Rain

    The Art of Racing in the Rain


    me as the dog on his deathbed thinking of ayrton senna (and then watching lewis hamilton race)

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network


    this sure does make mark zuckerberg look so much cooler than he actually is

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  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit


    i admire them for not even attempting to explain to us how chess works

  • The Outsiders

    The Outsiders


    thought this movie was gonna be about boys being tough and fighting eachother but it’s actually about boys being soft and emotional w eachother