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  • The Crazies

    The Crazies


    I think... it ain’t good! The chaotic nature of the movie is great and Romero is giving us a narrative we don’t get to see often, but it’s clear he’s bitten off more than he can chew and the movie constantly suffers from feeling like the shaggiest “teens made this in the backyard” vibe. It’s a larger production and budget than NOTLD and feels so much cheaper and poorly constructed.

    It feels impossible to care about any of the group…

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead


    "All right, now you tell me! I'm not gonna take that kind of a chance when we've got a safe place! We lock into a safe place, and you're telling us we gotta risk our lives just because somebody might need help, huh?"
    "Yeah, something like that."

    It's absolutely perfect. Duane Jones for president. It feels like that thing where someone thinks of an interesting premise and then just plays it out perfectly moment by moment. A brutal, driving movie.…

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  • Scream 4

    Scream 4


    This movie is good. I know I'm gonna sound like an asshole, but the people that hate this movie don't ~get~ it. I could be blinded by my love for Scream, but that kind of idolization could just as easily have made me hate this.

    Marley Shelton gives a hilariously weird performance and is a seriously underrated comedic actor. Courtney and David slip right into their roles and give you what you want. Neve... is Neve. Love to hate her…

  • Aliens



    This movie is so beyond overrated. It just rings false like every step of the way. Paul Reiser and Sigourney Weaver mostly give good performances (mostly). Adding a kid to the narrative is such a mistake. Making Ripley a mom is so lame. The marines are so flat and stereotypical. The story is pretty inert at times. I don't think James Cameron makes good movies. He can make a fun movie. At times this movie is fun. There are a…