Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2023

  this is my godfather

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  Haunted Mansion 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jul 2023

  i was so worried about this because haunted mansion is one of my absolute favorite things in the entire world. the moment they announced jared leto as hatbox ghost i was…so angry…but you couldn’t even tell it was him. i’m so happy right now 🥹 it was incredible and everything i wanted.

Popular reviews

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  The Bronze 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2016

  This gets a 5/5 because I got to see Sebastian Stan's butt and that automatically makes a movie a masterpiece.

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  Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jun 2018

  i'm possibly the only one on this god forsaken site that really enjoyed this because sometimes you just wanna have fun at the movies.