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  • Prometheus



    I'm between a 3.5 and a 4. Definitely gone down since being apparently blown away on the initial theater watch, but it's still absolutely gorgeous and despite not really understanding what's going on with motivations or people's fluctuating accents, I dig.

  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    The Man from U.N.C.L.E.


    I should probably note that about half of one of those stars comes from how damn aesthetically pleasing this was to watch.. leads, fashion,'s all so lovely.

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  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro


    It might be ok if every movie suddenly and magically became this movie. Instant favorite animated film ever.

  • Tales of Halloween

    Tales of Halloween


    I'm probably just going to review this as I watch from this point...I just watched Lucky McKee's segment, and if it gets worse, I may leave it unfinished. Also, I don't give a shit at this point about the titles of each segment, so imma just number them.

    1. Pretty solid intro, showed potential. Other than the candy left on the floor when the parents arrived. There was candy. They didn't eat it all. Get your shit straight.
    2. Almost…