“Then he got an idea. An awful idea.
The Grinch had a wonderful, awful idea”
I’m shocked. Never in my wildest fever dreams would I EVER expect some cheap Grinch knock-off would actually be… kinda good? A budget picture for sure, but while something like Pooh Bear’s Blood & Honey was too concerned with being edgy and try-hard shocking, the creatives behind this lil’ homage made it fun skirting around the Dr. Seuss-ian material in clever ways. It’s got a good…
A slow-burn exploitation number from Spanish director Jorge Grau. I’ve only seen his zombie flick Living Dead at Manchester Morgue, but I think I slightly prefer what he’s going for here. Such a gritty and grim story, yet intelligently paced and played out - walking the tightrope of good taste to squeeze as much terror out of each and every harrowing ordeal as possible. It’s a stressful film all the way.
Assumpta Serna is absolutely fantastic and so believable in…
Punish... Punish... PUNISH!
Hey nuns, maybe the kid who watched his parents get butchered by Santa, shouldn't be a part of Christmas arts and crafts, just sayin'. What do you expect... Poor Billy, first his parents get sliced up, then he gets stuck with a bunch of nuns, beaten with a belt, tied to a bed, and gets made to sit on Santa's lap! I can almost sympathize with him... almost. Killing Linnea Quigley was crossing the line though! Totally…
