The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023
By and large, it’s at least a solid movie, but it’s hard to not feel immensely disappointed.
It moves insanely fast, sacrificing any ounce of storytelling in favor of Easter eggs, gags, and nostalgia. It’s kind of shocking how little time the movie spends trying to make us care about these worlds or characters and it doesn’t help that beside Jack Black (the easy MVP), everyone else seems to phone it in.
But even if it flounders at the basic…
Glass Onion 2022
I think this is one of those that you have to watch in the theater, because the home watch did not hit for me like the theater watch did for many of my friends. Pretty silly stuff, and I’ll gladly watch the third one whenever that happens to arrive! The cast was fun, but damn give us more Daniel Craig please!
Ya this shit is evil!!! This movie is not really similar but it captures the same feeling as Bergman’s “Hour of the Wolf.” That horrible feeling you get when you wake up in the middle of the night and feel paranoid and like anything could happen— that’s this right here. Definitely not for everyone.
PRAYING that the last shot doesn’t play behind my eyelids as I try to sleep tonight.