Tenet

Tenet ½

the only thing that stopped me from falling asleep during tenet was christopher nolan’s attempt to burst my fucking ear drums every two minutes. i wish i could get the $13 spent on my ticket back and then i could pay somebody $13 to tell me what that fucking plot was. don’t even tell me the plot. just point me towards whoever slammed christopher nolan in the head with a fucking bat as soon as he finished filming dark knight rises. tenet had no love. you don’t care about a single character. you’re just watching a military equipment mixtape. fucking awful. i recommend this film to anyone who wants to be fucking flash banged for 150 minutes.