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  • Two Undercover Angels

    Two Undercover Angels

    ★★★★

    My boss lent me this 3 years ago (don't lend me anything). I finally got around to watching it tonight. It's a lot of fun; wonderful costume design, colorful pop art, and a breezy runtime. Tastefully sexy for a film with a character named Klaus Thriller and an inappropriately paw-y werewolf. Also, I like that 50 years later, a James Bond joke still works.

    Viva la Franco.

  • Split

    Split

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Trash

    The portrayals of mental illness and sexual abuse in this film are insulting, shallow, and manipulative.

    And then they had to drag Unbreakable's name through the mud too.

    I have a feeling the more I think about it, the more I'll hate it.

    Side note: There were two other people in theater with me; a mother and son (in his 30's). They sat one seat away from me in a completely empty theater. They snuck in food and drinks.…

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  • Bad Black

    Bad Black

    ★★★★★

    EPIC FANTASTIC FEST SCREENING. VAN DAMME. AN EXPLOSION OF FUN AND SILLINESS. ZOE BELL. A TESTAMENT TO THE POWER OF MOVIES. BILL MURRAY. YOU'D BE ANGRY TOO IF YOU COULD ONLY ACT IN UGANDA.

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★½

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