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  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★½

    Pro tip: don't put King Crimson in your opening credits cos nothing else in the film is gonna match that for mournfulness and creeping dread.

  • Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    ★½

    HALLOWEEN 6 IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT HALLOWEEN 3 HAD ONE OF THE BEST RUNES AND CELTIC MYTHOLOGY PLOTS OF ALL TIME

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  • The Void

    The Void

    ★½

    Oh, so you've seen The Beyond and From Beyond too?

    ♫ THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH ♫

  • Exorcist II: The Heretic

    Exorcist II: The Heretic

    ★★★½

    All-glass psychiatric institutes with sliding Death Star doors. Hypnosis mind-melds. Biblical plagues of locusts. Hidden mystical cities. Globe-trotting from South America to New York City to Africa to Washington, D.C. Joyrides with demons. John Boorman pioneering POV speeding demons before Sam Raimi perfected the form. James Earl Jones barfing up a leopard and wearing a grasshopper costume. Yes, this film is baffingly, gloriously insane. Make no mistake, Exorcist II is awful, but you won't spend a single second bored. I'm so grateful it exists.

    At one point, star Richard Burton - quite possibly completely blotto - says it best: "Horrible. Utterly horrible...and fascinating."