Now are you a rusher, or are you a dragger or are you gonna be ON MY FUCKING TIME?

Favorite films

  • The Wolf of Wall Street
  • Parasite
  • Whiplash
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

Recent activity

  • Inside


  • Horrible Bosses 2


  • Horrible Bosses


  • Calvary


Pinned reviews

  • Shazam! Fury of the Gods

    Shazam! Fury of the Gods

    Bruh, what happened to Gal Gadot?
    Featuring the most audacious product placement I've EVER seen.

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin


    "I am not putting me donkey outside when I'm sad, okay?"
    The Banshees of Inisherin is Martin McDonagh's most grounded and quiet film. Hilarious, absurd and indefinitely tragic at once. Loneliness, despair and the nagging urge to be liked are not only relatable, but also make for many evil laughs. The beautiful scenery and the absurdity don't make the melancholic plot any less depressing, particularly Barry Keoghan's fate is frustrating and devastating.
    What do we do with our limited time?…

Recent reviews

  • Inside



    Hey Macarena.
    Inside should have only been 80-90 minutes long, because it drags on from time to time due to a lack of ideas to deal with the actual premise. There isn't really any tension at all, but Willem Dafoe's over-the-top performance and some interesting camera work are enough to captivate.

  • 65



    65 is the amount of minutes you'll sleep while watching this movie.
    The script consists of 3 parts: Dinosaur roars, girl screams and Adam Driver grunts and shoots. Extraordinary how 65 even manages to be less interesting than the Jurassic World trilogy. The storytelling and direction are ineffective and impactless. Not a single action or emotion of any character is believable.

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