Favorite films

  • Le Samouraï
  • Beware of a Holy Whore
  • Spring Breakers
  • Performance

Recent activity

  • The Widow Couderc

  • Shock Treatment

  • Indian Summer

  • Nightcap

Recent reviews

  • Till Death

    Till Death

    Megan’s Face. Lot’s of things happened that were a lot of busy nothings because, look -it’s Megan’s Face and we should just look at it for ninety minutes because this is where we are right now and shut up. Stabbings, underwater wrestling and golf-club skull fracturing yet we looked only to Megan’s Face and how well-lit it is. The wonder. Early on, her husband, (the only one with any screen presence here), splatted his head all over her which resulted…

  • Images


    None of it works but it’s kind of great in it’s own way. Ireland is such a beautiful place for a murderous breakdown.

Popular reviews

  • In the Earth

    In the Earth

    A horror for the lilly-livered with all the dramatic heft of Holby City. ‘Weird’ has never been so square. I’m starting to have a phobia against modern films.

  • 30 Days of Night

    30 Days of Night

    Bit of a silly mess but some things worked really well. Violence was great fun. Saggy, undisciplined narrative that needed an edit to give it some form/bounce. Strange that Josh Hartnett was so handsome and shoots so well yet has zero charisma - the lead badie had more presence and he spoke absolute bollocks. Wanted Josh’s brother to be the first to go. But no.