“Hello? Old lady from Titanic? You stink!”
Ok. Units 3&4 VCE Art exam 2008.
I spent a year preparing to ace my best subject. I spent 8 months studying artists like Gentileschi, Manzoni and Munch for their genius and then I get to the written exam…
And I was given the image of an explosion from a MICHAEL BAY film.
And I was asked to use a formal framework to interpret this screenshot from a Michael Bay film using a symbolic & psychoanalytic perspective.
It was worth 40%…
This is a five
I screamed so much I gave myself acid reflux.
I have never been so unprepared for a film in my whole goddamn life
How much cocaine was up John Carpenter’s nose when he made this film?
Why is Kurt Russell acting like Patrick Warburton?
Kurt Russell in an embroidered gold, satin kimono fucking killed me dead straight to heaven thank you.
What the actual fuck.
I just replaced the Royal Tenebaums in my top 4 with this film.