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  • Ascension



    precursor to The Forgotten Colours of Dreams

  • Wall



    beyonce: "who run the world!"

    me, top of my lungs: "takashi ito!!"

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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    for the first time in my life, i've been paid to watch and review a movie. this has also been the first time i've asked, perhaps there's a correlation there. as it turns out, this has also been a major artistic restriction; there are so many one-liners i could boil this atrocity down to, but instead i have to go more in-depth with my vitriol it seems. one in particular that i liked, and one that i truly believes sums…

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri


    never forget: 93% of mainstream critics, who are mostly run of the mill libs who post shitty anti-trump memes, gave this movie a pass