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  • Choose Me

    Choose Me


    bet Lexi would love this

  • Dracula



    i think the story of dracula is just maybe not that interesting; maybe it's something of confusing what is overtly a chamber drama to a subject that should have some broader social struggle to it, the gothic non-horror style to a lot of films like this, idk what exactly. love vampire movies but just not a fan of this story i guess.

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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    for the first time in my life, i've been paid to watch and review a movie. this has also been the first time i've asked, perhaps there's a correlation there. as it turns out, this has also been a major artistic restriction; there are so many one-liners i could boil this atrocity down to, but instead i have to go more in-depth with my vitriol it seems. one in particular that i liked, and one that i truly believes sums…

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri


    never forget: 93% of mainstream critics, who are mostly run of the mill libs who post shitty anti-trump memes, gave this movie a pass