for the first time in my life, i've been paid to watch and review a movie. this has also been the first time i've asked, perhaps there's a correlation there. as it turns out, this has also been a major artistic restriction; there are so many one-liners i could boil this atrocity down to, but instead i have to go more in-depth with my vitriol it seems. one in particular that i liked, and one that i truly believes sums…