erik has written 5 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Cold War

    Cold War


    the kulaks deserved it

  • Bao



    i'm kinda with the idea of accepting that animation sucks and making your animated film look as shitty as possible in an anarcho-brechtian response to that, however i somehow doubt that anyone who's let their soul be sucked out by disney enough to get a major short film made has that kind of foresight

  • Bridge to Terabithia

    Bridge to Terabithia


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    shitty ya adaptation: *kills off a character we don't care about*

    bugmen in their 20s who saw it when they were kids: THIS IS THE MOST DEPRESSING MOVIE EVER EXCEPT FOR THIS OTHER ONE WHERE A DOG DIED

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    for the first time in my life, i've been paid to watch and review a movie. this has also been the first time i've asked, perhaps there's a correlation there. as it turns out, this has also been a major artistic restriction; there are so many one-liners i could boil this atrocity down to, but instead i have to go more in-depth with my vitriol it seems. one in particular that i liked, and one that i truly believes sums…

  • Home Alone

    Home Alone


    we can all talk about how the uprising of isis, the election of donald trump, and the oil conflict in the middle east are some of the worst modern disasters, but i think 90s critical revisionism has em beat tbh