Poulana Sawyer

Look, darlin'. Built ya a little fry house.

I love arbitrarily ranking things.

Certified vampire hoe.

Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Halloween II
  • Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
  • Bloodlust: Subspecies III

Recent activity

  • Demons


  • Fright Night


  • Child's Play 3


  • Heat

Recent reviews

  • Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

    Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

    Even as a young Halloween enthusiast, I remember watching this installment for the first time and feeling like it was…okay. I respect all those who have donned the coveralls and mask, but this portrayal of Michael both in the physical sense and in the writing is by far my least favorite. The mask fiasco cheapens Michael’s look. The lack of Carpenter-esque score rids the anniversary movie of sounding like a Halloween movie rather than a generic Scream imposter. And, although, I…

  • Child's Play 3

    Child's Play 3


    I am at a loss of why this installment is known as something of a black sheep (outside of the black sheep Seed of Chucky). For a rushed sequel, it’s really rather competent. The look and operation of Chucky are at their best in my opinion and his dialogue is still great. The military school setting and casting Andy as an older character are bold choices, but I think ultimately wiser than trying to recreate Child’s Play 2 once again with…

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