Kirk

one day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a 
t a n g e r i n e

Favorite films

  • The Prestige
  • Rear Window
  • Back to the Future
  • The Apartment

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  • Black Widow

    ★★★½

  • The Night House

    ★★★★

  • The Voyeurs

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★½

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  • The Night House

    The Night House

    ★★★★

    Based on the sound design alone, this was worth seeing in a cinema. There are some good scares in this, but I also liked it as an exploration of grief. Rebecca Hall is in every single scene of this film and she is just tremendous.

  • The Voyeurs

    The Voyeurs

    An erotic thriller where a character refers to seeing his neighbors having sex through their window as “good content”. Little did I know, that would be the least most eye-rolling thing in the film.

    Rear Window for dummies.

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  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

    Why the fuck are you in your underwear? Tighty whities?

    Now that’s just racist.

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    An absolutely embarrassing and painfully unfunny film where Warner Bros willingly portray themselves as hacks who write their films with a computer algorithm. Yikes.

    And I can’t say I wasn’t distracted by The Penguin from 60s Batman standing next to The Penguin from Batman Returns during the basketball game. That was an odd choice.