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  • Interstellar




    From the set pieces to the emotional stakes, every scene in this film is EPIC.  This is like a Terence Malick film but with entertainment in it.  But you all know that, and yet Interstellar isn’t knelt before by our snooty generation of cinephiles; I suppose for that very epicness.  Interstellar goes for it.  If it comes apart at the seams toward the end, it’s because it absolutely refuses to cop out.  The whole universe needs to…

  • Tenet




    Tenet is fucking awesome.  I would watch no less than 10,000 more hours of John David Washington and Robert Pattinson going on aesthetically-pleasant, time-bending escapades.  My only understanding of any backlash is that Nolan’s capacity for emotional/philosophical heaviness has left him “not allowed” to simply make one of the greatest all-time spy jaunts, which is exactly what he intended to do.

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  • Grandma's Boy

    Grandma's Boy


    I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation but it’ll be worth it.

  • Osmosis Jones

    Osmosis Jones


    Stay tuned for more stars...

    It took me 20 years to drag myself to the revisit of this bizarre slice of nostalgia, only to find it addressing viruses, policing, and laying the groundwork for Rick & Morty!

    But the experience was still just Osmosis Jones...it deserves a deeper rewatch...hopefully sooner than 2040.

    Sorry Osmosis Jones, stay tuned for more stars.