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  • Swiped

    Swiped

    ½

    Misogyny meets technology in this half-baked film about a group of college freshman douchebags who decide they need to control the relationship field. Swiped tries to hit the nail on the problem with dating apps, but misses it entirely in the heteronormative anti-feminism narrative that would better serve if set in high school. The boys don't grow up. The movie ends after the climax, rather than fully resolving anything. It doesn't make sense. The main boy toy doesn't actually learn…

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★

    I wasn't into this. The animation makes it feel cheap/surreal, even though the last half of the movie illustrates the importance of it; it's just an eyesore. You also low-key expect a romance because they hint at it, only to find it never happens; and the background music is wayyy overdone.

    Just...too many disappointments, and people wonder why I dislike Spider-Man.

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  • Vaxxed: From Cover-Up to Catastrophe

    Vaxxed: From Cover-Up to Catastrophe

    ½

    No.

    This film made me unbelievably angry.

    It's so full of ableist and person-first language. If I wanted to spend 1.5 hours in ignorance, I'd browse the Autism Speaks website.

    If autism is a disease, ignorance is an epidemic.

  • The 10 Year Plan

    The 10 Year Plan

    ★★★½

    At some points, it felt too pretend to be remotely real.

    And the ending? Ugh, too cheesy. Even worse? I liked it. Ugh.