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  • In Bruges
  • Society
  • Mary and Max
  • Confessions of a Superhero

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  • Would It Kill You to Laugh? Starring Kate Belant + John Early


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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Let’s discuss morality in horror films for a quick sec, specifically in relation to Bobby-Lynne’s death and why I think it derails the entire film in a way that can’t recover from. At this point in the movie, it’s been revealed that Pearl and Howard are killing off our protagonists because of jealousy for their youth and beauty with a mix of puritanical rage at their being adult film stars. All well and good, although the inherent ageism of “look…

  • Spencer


    Manic Princess Dream Girl.

    Even as a huge fan of Pablo’s last film, Jackie, I still went into this with a bit of trepidation because the overall Diana mythos feels obscured at this point by retcons about just how damn quirky/sad she was. I had no clue that that would be literally all this film is. Diana is sad. Diana is quirky. Rinse and repeat. You never see Diana really even attempting to follow the rules or be somewhat normal. So…

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  • Would It Kill You to Laugh? Starring Kate Belant + John Early

    Would It Kill You to Laugh? Starring Kate Belant + John Early


    A little strange as a special, but I’m assuming this is a backdoor special for a TV show that I would almost definitely watch so I’m cool with it. 

    Watch If: you’re a fan of John & Kate.

    Discussion Question: Would the hot caramel joke have worked better with one less callback? I think yes.

  • We Need to Do Something

    We Need to Do Something


    Another film goes into the “Not for me but I get it” bin. Gross out gore and family drama. This’ll be someone’s favorite movie.

    Watch If: you like lots of gagworthy violence and heartfelt monologues.

    Discussion Question: Did you want more explanation? I felt like it was lacking honestly.

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