You sick fucks. You've seen one too many movies! ["Favorite Films" section is monthly updated]
Sherlock: The Blind Banker 2010
Sherlock: I need to get some air. We’re going out tonight.
John: Actually I’ve got a date.
John: It’s where two people who like each other go out and have fun.
Sherlock: That’s what I was suggesting.
No need to say anything else.
Sherlock: A Scandal in Belgravia 2012
John: You flirted with Sherlock Holmes?
Irene: You jealous?
John: We are not a couple.
Irene: YES. YOU ARE.
John: I'm not actually gay.
Irene: Well I am. Look at us both.
As much as I'm not a fan of Irene, I must admit she's a turning key - to Sherlock himself and his dynamic with John. Also, she knows people's vulnerabilities, she's a master at decoding the deepest wishes, the biggest and darkest secrets in human sexuality. I'm taking her word here.