Favorite films

  • The Wicker Man
  • The Lighthouse
  • Black Sunday
  • Dracula

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  • Scream 2


  • Lake Mungo


  • The Fly


  • Arkane


Pinned reviews

  • Kolobos



    It's the late 90s and horror is becoming progressively more techno-centric in its themes. It's still the late 90s and slashers are starting to pop up again here and there. Stick with me, because here we get Kolobos, a pre-Saw trap movie that's also a low budget 80s slasher.

    Goddamn, this is a wonderfully surprising flick. I'm known to love violent garbage, my friends say I like "trashy VHS" and honestly I don't mind that at all. I hate safe,…

  • The Collingswood Story

    The Collingswood Story


    Another junk food movie for me and my sad sack self. I recently decided to go through a bunch of found footage that I had missed as a youngin. I've seen a lot of the formative stuff, but these lesser known ones I had never been aware of really interested me. The Collingswood Story seems like the first webcam horror, it at least is the earliest one I personally am aware of and that's enough for me to need to…

Recent reviews

  • Scream 2

    Scream 2


    When a movie comes along and reinvents a genre, revitalizes everything and becomes a cultural phenomena, you know they have to make a sequel. For the first time in years I'm revisiting them, since high school I've only watched SCREAM over and over and over, the sequels always felt a bit unnecessary for me. SCREAM 2 wasn't something that stuck with me like the first one.

    Now I'm really torn here. On the one hand, this is a really well…

  • Lake Mungo

    Lake Mungo


    Slow, enthralling and sad - a wonderful expression of grief.

    Found footage gold.

    Read my previous review here

Popular reviews

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    When The Northman was announced as Eggers new movie and it wasn’t his Nosferatu remake your girl was very disappointed. However after constant rewatches of the trailer and just so happening to be rereading through the original Conan run, I got pretty hyped for an epic from him.

    And that, in fact, is that we got. In every sense of the word this is an epic tale, a retelling of Hamlet with violence, majesty and grace. Eggers has made himself…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    I can’t believe this lived up to the hype. I’m seeing everyone from the cinephiles to the general audience absolutely loosing their shit over Everything Everywhere All At OnceΒ so I made my way to the theaters this morning to experience it myself.Β 

    Holy shit this movie is incredible.

    I laughed, I cried for minutes on end, I was blown away by impressive camera work and beautifully worded dialogue. Encompassing all film in a way that is truly indescribable.Β 

    I can’t say anything about this film other than the one word that conveys everything about it: