Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 2013

  ★★ Watched 09 Jul 2019 1

  a lot to unpack here.....i think my favourite quote was “you can run out of garlic but you can never run out of music”

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2022 2

  rpattz to affleck, probably: as if you could outwayne me

Recent reviews

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  The Flatshare 2022

  Watched 27 Nov 2023

  maybe if she stopped buying ganni dresses and alexander mcqueen handbags she might be able to afford her own fucking flat

  (this is more about me than her lets be real)

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  Carmen 2022

  ★★ Rewatched 10 Nov 2023

  maybe the wankiest movie ever filmed on the mildura road to broken hill

  literally took all the life and passion and fun of bizet’s carmen and turned it into a boring drive through the backstreets of broken hill and called it mexico

Popular reviews

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Nov 2021 8

  critics: this filmé is an elegant allegory of heroism, the god complex and climate change
  me: COWBOY SALMA HAYEK YEE HAW BITCH 🤠

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  The Age of Adaline 2015

  ★★ Watched 26 Apr 2015 3

  blake unlively delivers a performance that is about as convincing as the american sniper plastic baby