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Favorite films

  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • The Fall
  • Spy
  • TÁR

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  • The Flatshare

  • Carmen

    ★★

  • What's Love Got to Do with It?

    ★★★½

  • Blade Runner

    ★★★★

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  • The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

    The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

    ★★

    a lot to unpack here.....i think my favourite quote was “you can run out of garlic but you can never run out of music”

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    rpattz to affleck, probably: as if you could outwayne me

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  • The Flatshare

    The Flatshare

    maybe if she stopped buying ganni dresses and alexander mcqueen handbags she might be able to afford her own fucking flat

    (this is more about me than her lets be real)

  • Carmen

    Carmen

    ★★

    maybe the wankiest movie ever filmed on the mildura road to broken hill

    literally took all the life and passion and fun of bizet’s carmen and turned it into a boring drive through the backstreets of broken hill and called it mexico

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★★½

    critics: this filmé is an elegant allegory of heroism, the god complex and climate change
    me: COWBOY SALMA HAYEK YEE HAW BITCH 🤠

  • The Age of Adaline

    The Age of Adaline

    ★★

    blake unlively delivers a performance that is about as convincing as the american sniper plastic baby