Favorite films

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Pinned reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched by ellie 02 Mar 2022 2

  rpattz to affleck, probably: as if you could outwayne me

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  Tangled Ever After 2012

  Watched by ellie 01 Sep 2017 8

  I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH FLYNN RIDER

Recent reviews

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  Ready Player One 2018

  ★★½ Watched by ellie 19 May 2022 2

  A moo point movie I literally have no opinion on it

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  Spring Awakening: Those You've Known 2022

  Watched by ellie 15 May 2022 3

  me: i'm fine (:
  also me: the earth 😭 will 😭 wave 😭 with 😭 corn 😭😭👏👏👏👏👏

Popular reviews

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched by ellie 03 Nov 2021 8

  critics: this filmé is an elegant allegory of heroism, the god complex and climate change
  me: COWBOY SALMA HAYEK YEE HAW BITCH 🤠

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  The Age of Adaline 2015

  ★★ Watched by ellie 26 Apr 2015 3

  blake unlively delivers a performance that is about as convincing as the american sniper plastic baby