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  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So, let me make sure I'm getting all this.
    Go ahead.
    Pinocchio is Jesus with a respawn timer?
    You mean Jesus metaphorically?
    No, he's literally on a cross.
    And a respawn timer.
    Yeah, every time he dies, he has to hang out with poker-playing rabbits and Tilda Swinton, but longer each time.
    Tilda Swinton wouldn't be a bad hang.
    For sure.
    And Pinocchio's against the fascists?
    Well, more like acting silly around them, but he does become friends with…

  • Days of Thunder

    Days of Thunder


    How did the name Cole Trickle make it through script review?