So, let me make sure I'm getting all this.
Go ahead.
Pinocchio is Jesus with a respawn timer?
Right.
You mean Jesus metaphorically?
No, he's literally on a cross.
And a respawn timer.
Yeah, every time he dies, he has to hang out with poker-playing rabbits and Tilda Swinton, but longer each time.
Tilda Swinton wouldn't be a bad hang.
For sure.
And Pinocchio's against the fascists?
Well, more like acting silly around them, but he does become friends with…
