Forgive me for not finding a single drop of empathy for the drama surrounding these figures. I think I have a headache from the eyerolls I exercised throughout. I guess I should have read up first on the drama? Pablo Larraín seems to have assumed I would have already cared about what was going on here.

Was Princess Diana an android? Kristen Stewart is leading me to that conclusion. Her clothes were the best part of this, followed by ratman's grounded performance.