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  • Psyched by the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology)

    Psyched by the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology)

    Visually wonderful, like a Kuchar interp of Laveyan whimsy. But the cutesie voiceover shoots it dead in the water. Major Anna Biller precursor right here. Unless yr 15, drunk, and on acid, yeah nah.

  • Carrie



    The evolution of a necrotic wallflower from a living abortion into a lunar body in A Small Town In Maine as The Whole Universe. Negated at birth as the fruit of sin, doa, moravagine, and born for real in menstrual stigma, Nature instilled in her as terror by crack-evangelist mother, bullied into phoenix apotheosis, Carrie White herself then becomes the gravitational first-cause of menstruation. She could choose to make the planets collide and die but instead she re-enters the Earth,…

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  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return


    Phenomena upon phenomena upon phenomena.

    Where are we even at with media?

    What night-time lost highway are we on?

    What year is this?

    Who would even know how to write this up? The linguistic gymnastics it would require to detail the specific machinations of drama on display here are well out of my reach. Why even bother with a synopsis – a dutiful major is assigned to the hangover of Project Blue Book and unearths the mysteries of the evil…

  • Mandy



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    (cranking rn: Bongripper - Satan Worshipping Doom)

    Somewhere in our universe there is a planet of subterranean axe-forging barbarian troglodytes who give an award for Most Metal Movie of All Time. I think this might just be a contender.

    King Crimson's Starless, in case you weren't already aware, is one of the greatest rock songs ever written, and it is now imbued with a renewed gravity, married forever to the image of a burly woodsman cutting down a sapling, in…