savanah

19 y/o muppets enjoyer

if ur here looking for actual reviews i would like to apologise in advance

Favorite films

  • The Muppet Movie
  • Akira
  • Helter Skelter
  • Army of Darkness

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  • Moongirl

  • They Live

    ★★★½

  • Super 8

    ★★★½

  • Slaughterhouse Rulez

    ★★

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  • 1917

    1917

    disclaimer: i have only seen roughly the first 45 (?) minutes of this movie. i'm sure i'll watch the rest eventually, but for now, i present you with my story. please be respectful, as this is very personal to me.
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    walking into the cinema, i wasn’t too hyped about the whole ‘no cuts/real time’ shtick this movie was promoting. social media and other reviews i'd read on here had the tendency to focus entirely on the gimmick and ignore…

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  • Moongirl

    Moongirl

    i’m sorry i cant even sugar coat it this is hideous

  • Slaughterhouse Rulez

    Slaughterhouse Rulez

    ★★

    went into this thinking it couldnt possibly be as bad as people are saying it was but i get it now. the whole thing just feels extremely pointless with a weird lesson about the environment thrown in that doesn’t fit at all 😭

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