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  • 1917


    disclaimer: i have only seen roughly the first 45 (?) minutes of this movie. i'm sure i'll watch the rest eventually, but for now, i present you with my story. please be respectful, as this is very personal to me.

    walking into the cinema, i wasn’t too hyped about the whole ‘no cuts/real time’ shtick this movie was promoting. social media and other reviews i'd read on here had the tendency to focus entirely on the gimmick and ignore…

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    evelyn talking to joy at the end makes me sob every single time i cant Breathe evelyn is so miserable and joy wants to die but at the same time evelyn just wants to be with her daughter and joy still went looking for her mother they drive each other insane but they love each other more than anything im sorry this is one long ramble i’m still crying i didn’t think i’d still be crying this much on my third watch but oh my god the daniels are fucking insane i feel weak I CANTTT IT’S 2AM IM GOING CRAZY

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    Sonic the Hedgehog 2


    forgot to log this but i took my little brother to the movies for the first time <3 he’s 3 and it was in the kids cinema that took an intermission halfway through to let the kids go down the SLIDE… it was one of the noisiest theatre experience ive ever had. i love sonic and i still thought this was really fun and cute on a rewatch but the highlight of the whole experience was when sonic answers the facetime call from james marsden and my brother said “is that daddy?”  😭😭😭

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