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One must imagine Charlie Kaufman happy.

Liking a review does not equal an endorsement, especially when it's a long one.

Favorite films

  • Conan the Barbarian
  • Excalibur
  • The Last Temptation of Christ
  • Stalker

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  • Treasure Planet

    ★★★★

  • The Witch

    ★★★★½

  • Jackass: The Movie

    ★★★½

  • Texas Chainsaw 3D

    ½

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  • Treasure Planet

    Treasure Planet

    ★★★★

    "So, you know, what's interesting is that there are so many similarities between Treasure Planet and the classic D&D campaign setting, Spelljammer. I mean, everything from the thematic elements to the aesthetics to the worldbuilding I just... oh, you gotta run? Yeah, OK, I get it. Yeah, don't even worry about it. I was just rambling anyway. There's just something about it, man, something to that spirit of adventure and limitless opportunity. It just really resonates with me on a...…

  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★½

    Wow, God really did just invent gaslighting.

    9/10

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  • Brother

    Brother

    ★★★★

    I wish I could care about something as deeply as Danila cares about a Russian alt-rock band.

    8/10

    (Watched for and discussed on the

  • Audition

    Audition

    ★★★★

    My man saw more red flags than the Soviet Union had and he still went for it.

    8/10