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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★½

    Who needs a peach when you can just finger blast the ol' armpit?

  • Bright

    Bright

    ½

    It's good to know that my ratings scale is still accurate.

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  • Heat

    Heat

    ★★★★★

    A coked up Al Pacino is the best Al Pacino.

  • The Road

    The Road

    ★★★★

    One day "Trump's America" will look back on this film and say "Wow, they made such happy and optimistic movies back then!"