Favorite films

  • GoodFellas
  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles
  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • Raising Arizona

Recent activity

  • House of Gucci


  • The Last Waltz


  • 8-Bit Christmas


  • tick, tick...BOOM!


Recent reviews

  • Dracula



    Tonight I watched “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” while making fireplace S’mores. At one point, a friend and I both had our marshmallows in the fire, and I said to him “More like Graham Cracker’s Chocula.” Not only did he not laugh, he didn’t even acknowledge that I had said it. Really hurtful shit.

  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife


    You all hate this but you loved Bill and Ted 3?! Okay!! 

    It’s far from perfect but it’s harmless at worst, really fun and sweet at best. Cool effects. It largely makes sense, which is refreshing. Rudd and Coon are funny, Mckenna Grace steals it, and Finn Wolfhard is Julian Casablancas in “Strokes of Genius,” coming 2025.

Popular reviews

  • Cats


    Not sure why this didn’t work, it follows a classic 3 act structure —
    ACT ONE: Cats introduce themselves 
    ACT TWO: Cats continue to introduce themselves
    ACT THREE: Unclear

  • Roald Dahl's The Witches

    Roald Dahl's The Witches


    It ends with Octavia Spencer dancing to “We Are Family” with 3 CGI mice. Just as Roald Dahl specified he wanted in his will.