Felt like an outline that Force Majeure fleshed out.
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Licorice Pizza 2021
Magnolia
Boogie Nights
Punch Drunk Love
There Will Be Blood
The Master
Phantom Thread
Hard Eight
Licorice Pizza
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The French Dispatch 2021
Brilliantly staged and shot, but after the Benicio story I found this borderline unwatchable. Hollow as hell. Wes needs to hang out with one person who isn’t rich. Even for an hour!
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Nightmare Alley 2021
Bit of a baffler for ya boy!
Shame too, because I watched and really loved the 1947 version this week. Was excited to see what Del Toro would do with the awesome story. Turns out it was “have everyone talk much slower.”
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West Side Story 2021
The music remains undeniable, Spielberg works his magic here and there, but it’s only 4 minutes longer than the original and it feels like at least 45.
Ansel Elgort has to be stopped, now. I’m not doing this for another 20 years. Did he take acting lessons from Adrien Grenier? Was Sam Worthington unavail? If they had to put him in a musical, it should have been as a “Sound of Music” Nazi.
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The Beatles: Get Back 2021
The “boring parts” are really what make this so special. We’ve seen The Beatles play music before, but we’ve never hung out with them like this, spied on their creative process like this. So cool. Wish we had one of these for each of their albums.
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Dracula 1992
Tonight I watched “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” while making fireplace S’mores. At one point, a friend and I both had our marshmallows in the fire, and I said to him “More like Graham Cracker’s Chocula.” Not only did he not laugh, he didn’t even acknowledge that I had said it. Really hurtful shit.
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Ghostbusters: Afterlife 2021
You all hate this but you loved Bill and Ted 3?! Okay!!
It’s far from perfect but it’s harmless at worst, really fun and sweet at best. Cool effects. It largely makes sense, which is refreshing. Rudd and Coon are funny, Mckenna Grace steals it, and Finn Wolfhard is Julian Casablancas in “Strokes of Genius,” coming 2025.
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When a Stranger Calls 1979
If you can’t outrun CHARLES DURNING, you shouldn’t be murdering children. I’ve always said this.