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Airheads 1994
If I wasn’t an old, slowly balding sack of slop, I would style myself exactly as Brendan Fraser in this. The rocking long hair, torn jeans, and leather jacket would be my thing and my wife and everybody else would just have to deal with it. This is the kind of shit I fantasize about. But, I didn’t have to fantasize in the first place because Airheads is the ultimate fantastical adventure. It is the best hostage movie ever (if…
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Bringing Down the House 2003
Nineteen years ago this film was just bad. Nowadays, it’s racist and bad. But, it was actually racist back then, too. But, the dumb people who enjoyed Bringing Down the House back then weren’t racist? But they’d be racist today if they still enjoyed it. But, racist people today wouldn’t enjoy this film because Queen Latifah is in it. BUT, Queen Latifah would never be in this today because it’s so racist. Steve Martin probably would though. Or he wouldn’t, I don’t know, he sucks either way and so does this movie.
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I Know What You Did Last Summer 1997
I’m glad all of the people who I’ve drunkenly ran over and threw into the ocean have never come back to haunt me.
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Never Been Kissed 1999
Careless teachers attracted to their students
Ruthless bullies
Every '90's teen movie trope
Echoes of fallen '90's actors
Posing as an adult to fuck a child
Young James Franco
