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  • Airheads

    ★★★★½

  • Bringing Down the House

  • Bully

    ★★½

  • Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

    ★★★½

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  • Airheads

    Airheads

    ★★★★½

    If I wasn’t an old, slowly balding sack of slop, I would style myself exactly as Brendan Fraser in this. The rocking long hair, torn jeans, and leather jacket would be my thing and my wife and everybody else would just have to deal with it. This is the kind of shit I fantasize about. But, I didn’t have to fantasize in the first place because Airheads is the ultimate fantastical adventure. It is the best hostage movie ever (if…

  • Bringing Down the House

    Bringing Down the House

    Nineteen years ago this film was just bad. Nowadays, it’s racist and bad. But, it was actually racist back then, too. But, the dumb people who enjoyed Bringing Down the House back then weren’t racist? But they’d be racist today if they still enjoyed it. But, racist people today wouldn’t enjoy this film because Queen Latifah is in it. BUT, Queen Latifah would never be in this today because it’s so racist. Steve Martin probably would though. Or he wouldn’t, I don’t know, he sucks either way and so does this movie.

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