If Anya Taylor-Joy and me were on a boat about to start a new life together and she asked me to stay with her instead of killing my uncle, you bet your fucking ass I would have stayed put in that boat.
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
This is a beautiful, smart, ENDLESSLY creative, wonder of a film, that utilizes every aspect of the filmmaking process to tell a wonderfully layered and heartwarming story. It made me cry and even writing this review I’m tearing up just remembering certain scenes from the film. Some of the best action in a film I’ve seen in a long time.
I absolutely adore films that can tackle several different genres and tones all at once while still managing to keep…
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The Black Phone 2021
There’s a lot wrong with this movie but despite that I still had a good time. Pretty much my exact same feelings for this guy’s other two movies, Dr. Strange and Sinister.
I’m at a work training meeting rn so I don’t wanna write a whole ass paper about all the reasons that this is a flawed movie but suffice it to say there’s some jank ass shit here. Still, if you’re interested go check it out and come to your own conclusion about it
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The Taking of Deborah Logan 2014
One day we’ll finally be able to make a found-footage horror story that feels convincing and scary, without resorting to cheap jumpscares, music cues, unintelligible climaxes, and old cliches and tropes, but that day is not today :/
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The Lion King 2019
After I saw the new trailer for this *ahem* “film”, I wrote my high school persuasive research essay about how shitty, corrupt, uninspired, lazy, and money hungry Disney has become since it’s humble origins. I got an A+
Fuck Disney for making me write that paper
Fuck Disney for making this shit film
Fuck Disney.
Burn the palace.
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Sound of Metal 2019
That was fucking fantastic. What a great, well made, thoughtful movie. I want Riz Ahmed to win tonight. (Edit: GG Anthony Hopkins) This movie was genuinely terrifying...
The opening minute of this movie was absolutely perfect. Simultaneously horrific, surreal, anxiety inducing, and eye opening. I’m a drummer as well, I have been for about 4 years, the drum set is my all time favorite instrument, so this movie hit me especially hard. I can’t even imagine how hard it would be…
