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  • House

    House

    ★★★★½

    I fucking love this movie to death! It’s such a goddamn beautiful, surreal fantasy horror film.

    This movie is irreplaceable. Nothing else that I’ve ever seen can even come close to being described as a similar movie experience to Hausu, there is genuinely nothing else that exists like it.

    This movie has one of my favorite film scores of all time! It’s so memorable and simple, yet at the same time haunting and beautiful.

    All of the girls in this movie…

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★½

    No words I write can properly explain the impact that this movie had on me, and from the looks of it, everyone else. That Funny Feeling that makes my heart ache. Thank you Bo for giving the entire world this 89 minutes of therapy and catharsis that we all need to move on from these last few years...

    20,000 years of this 

    7 more to go...

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  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★½

    Easily my favorite movie of 2021 so far.  Sorry not sorry


    Here’s a cover of my favorite song from the special if you wanna check it out ✌🏼
    That Funny Feeling

  • Annabelle Comes Home

    Annabelle Comes Home

    How? Why? Where? When? Who?

    This literally wasn’t even an Annabelle movie, this was a jump-scare haunted house movie. Annabelle was in this for about 10 mins. No exaggeration.

    There’s a werewolf, a great-value La Lloraina, the ghost of Christmas future with coins glued to his face, a haunted samurai outfit, and the surveillance monkey from Toy Story 3. Oh, and also don’t let me forget about the haunted board game! (I shit you not there is a haunted BOARD.…

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  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    After I saw the new trailer for this *ahem* “film”, I wrote my high school persuasive research essay about how shitty, corrupt, uninspired, lazy, and money hungry Disney has become since it’s humble origins. I got an A+ 

    Fuck Disney for making me write that paper
    Fuck Disney for making this shit film
    Fuck Disney. 
    Burn the palace.
    Hang the mouse.

  • Sound of Metal

    Sound of Metal

    ★★★★

    That was fucking fantastic. What a great, well made, thoughtful movie. I want Riz Ahmed to win tonight. (Edit: GG Anthony Hopkins) This movie was genuinely terrifying...

    The opening minute of this movie was absolutely perfect. Simultaneously horrific, surreal, anxiety inducing, and eye opening. I’m a drummer as well, I have been for about 4 years, the drum set is my all time favorite instrument, so this movie hit me especially hard. I can’t even imagine how hard it would be…