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  • Saw VI

    Saw VI


    Luke from Gilmore Girls was sorely missed in this installment.

  • Saw V

    Saw V


    Luke from Gilmore Girls returns, still shouting in the same warehouse.

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  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World


    John Hammond: "Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again."

    Dr. Ian Malcolm: "No, you're making all new ones."

    (From The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997))

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron


    For a film that brings absolutely nothing new to the table, Avengers: Age of Ultron has a spectacularly obnoxious air of self-congratulation about it. Featuring a well-trodden plot warning against the dangers of A.I., Age of Ultron simply regurgitates themes that Metropolis, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Demon Seed, Star Trek: The Original Motion Picture and 2001: A Space Odyssey, to name a few, all dealt with in a far more interesting, far superior fashion. In fact, I spent most of…