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  • Grave Encounters 2

    Grave Encounters 2

    To think people actually spent time and effort making this.

  • Jigsaw


    A sequel with no purpose. The audience didn’t want it and the franchise didn’t need it.

    But hey, from the sound of it they only spent 10 minutes on the script so all is not lost.

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  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World


    John Hammond: "Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again."

    Dr. Ian Malcolm: "No, you're making all new ones."

    (From The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997))

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron


    For a film that brings absolutely nothing new to the table, Avengers: Age of Ultron has a spectacularly obnoxious air of self-congratulation about it. Featuring a well-trodden plot warning against the dangers of A.I., Age of Ultron simply regurgitates themes that Metropolis, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Demon Seed, Star Trek: The Original Motion Picture and 2001: A Space Odyssey, to name a few, all dealt with in a far more interesting, far superior fashion. In fact, I spent most of…