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cosmic πŸŽƒ


Favorite films

  • Halloween
  • Ernest Scared Stupid
  • Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II
  • Waxwork

Recent activity

  • The Curse of La Llorona


  • Annabelle Comes Home


  • The Conjuring


  • Annabelle


Recent reviews

  • The Curse of La Llorona

    The Curse of La Llorona

    Re-watching this to prepare for The Conjuring 3, and I just don't like it. Linda Cardellini is incredibly miscast in the lead role, and it further ruins the film. I like her as an actress, but not for this. I felt no personal investment toward the kids, the story, or anything other than perhaps Raymond Cruz (Rafael) who is legitimately the only reason this has more than a half star.

    Even the most exciting parts of this felt boring to…

  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    The Perks of Being a Wallflower


    Please tell me that Charlie is somewhere living a happy life having recovered from his trauma. Please tell me there's hope for the rest of us. I am gutted.

Popular reviews

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard


    Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

    My guy and I set out the other day to prove a popular opinion about this film wrong: that it's a Christmas film. Sure there is talk of chestnuts and Santa with a decked out Christmas tree visible in the background. I was still not convinced and it was going to take a lot more than the tough but every day cop, McClane,…

  • Bluebeard's Eighth Wife

    Bluebeard's Eighth Wife


    Michael: "If you'd be a little nicer to me, then I wouldn't have to buy all those books. Now how about it?"
    Nicole: "Michael I have no gift of prophecy but I see you ending up with a library."

    Do you know that amazing feeling of watching exactly the right movie at the right time? Bluebeard's Eighth Wife couldn't of done that any better for me if I had personally ordered it. This film had me in stitches and quoting…