jessie

i have terrible opinions

i like horror and movies that make me sad

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  • This Is 40

    This Is 40

    ★★★½

    i’m so happy that society as a whole just loves Paul Rudd. 

    my only real grievance with this is it’s runtime but it’s a funny, lighthearted movie and sometimes you really don’t need more than that. the “problems” the characters face are really upper middle class white people problems but not everything has to be serious or depressing all the time. good one to just turn off your brain for a few hours.

  • Polar

    Polar

    ★★½

    naked Mads Mikkelsen: fights a group of assassins in the middle of a snow storm

    me: “this is cinema!”

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  • Saw II

    Saw II

    ★★★★

    yes i’m aware that the dramatic parts are cheesy and that the acting may he melodramatic at some parts but i always enjoy this entry in the series because the story is so entertaining and the twist is (although every movie in this series has one) one of the better, and more plausible ones. i’ve always loved the concept of a small group of people trying to survive in a restricted environment. the original trilogy is really top-tier horror. also amanda is one of my favourite horror movie female characters.

  • Death to 2020

    Death to 2020

    ½

    my father was murdered this August but enduring this mess was still the most painful thing to happen to me this year