i watch films and review them. badly. and now i pay for it too!

Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Across the Universe
  • Josie and the Pussycats

Recent activity

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping


  • Top Gun


  • Watchmen


  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


Pinned reviews

  • Across the Universe

    Across the Universe


    i’ve been having a review block for a few weeks now. but now it’s 5:33 am, i just saw a film really dear to me for the third time, and for the first time in glorious 4K. And i feel inspired.

    I’ve heard for a lot of people it’s hard to define favourites. It never was for me. My heart is so big, it has so much love to give and it has found from a very young age film…

  • Jason X

    Jason X


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "It landed in the lake, let's go check it out..."

    Jason's Last Hurrah

    Jason X starts off with a CGI credit sequence that looks more like David Fincher's work than anything the Friday films have ever tried to achieve, and, to everyone's lovely surprise, it's set to a great score!
    After some FBI shenanigans shot pretty well but colour graded by the love child of Zack Snyder and David Fincher, Jason is found, 400 years in the future, by a…

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