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  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
  • Funny Games
  • Austin Powers in Goldmember

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  • Real Steel

    ★★

  • Monster Island

    ½

  • High Fidelity

    ★★★★

  • Jack the Giant Slayer

    ★★

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  • Save the Last Dance

    Save the Last Dance

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    - but why don't you dance anymore

    - BECAUSE PEOPLE GET HURT, OK? Last time I danced my mom died in a car crash and it was all my fault

    - you can't blame yourself, it wasn't your dancing

    - ... Ok, I'll dance again

    *dances again*

    - thank you for convincing me to dance again, I got into white girl dance school. Anyway where's your best friend?

    - lol he just died in a car crash you were right after all

    - lol slamin'

  • Whatever It Takes

    Whatever It Takes

    all the men in this film are sex offenders