Nice of the filmmakers to sneak a slasher movie into their David Copperfield promotional video. A little bit dry at times, but makes up for it with wonderfully strange costume design, Samurai Cop-level terrible seduction scenes, and an all-time-great poorly planned college prank. Possibly a masterpiece of accidental surrealist filmmaking.
I tried my best to go into this with a clear mind and judge it on its own merits. This lasted all of two minutes until a narrator informed me over footage of a crow eating a man's pustulent eyeball that the dark ages were dark "for good fucking reason", at which point my heart sank into the foundations of the theater and didn't come back up for the next two hours. Don't get me wrong, this is a bad…