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Favorite films

  • Flash Gordon
  • Detention
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch
  • The Apple

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  • The Red Queen Kills Seven Times

    ★★★½

  • Task Force 2001

    ★★

  • The Brides Wore Blood

    ★★½

  • The Devil's Doorway

    ★★½

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  • Task Force 2001

    Task Force 2001

    ★★

    Of all the genres comedy is by far the hardest to make entertainingly bad, but this movie manages to thread that needle with its awfulness.

    Probably would make a good double-bill with Max Knight: Ultra Spy.

  • The Brides Wore Blood

    The Brides Wore Blood

    ★★½

    A creepy dude just handed me a card to come alone to a mysterious meeting? No need to be suspicious! What could possibly go wrong?

    On a side note those are some seriously large and goofy looking vampire teeth!

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  • Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies

    Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies

    ★★★½

    A fascinating documentary on Abe Lincoln's life.

  • The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

    The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

    ★★★★

    Once they started analyzing the tape recordings for clues I started thinking about similar scenes in episodes of Batman '66. Then I started thinking about how Adam West's Batman would handle the killer.

    The killer would have to have some goons. And an appropriate villain name like the Aviary Assassin or something. And probably wouldn't involve any actual killings. But would still be entertaining!